Saturday, August 31, 2013

"The Purge" Movie Review

  Only because this movie is actually the reason I started a blog in the first place.


  
From my Facebook page:
  Okay, after seeing The Purge I didn't know whether or not to just rant about it, but once I thought about it I decided I should at least put my two cents in.
The Purge takes place in 2022, when the economy is flourishing and unemployment is at an all-time low because of this twelve hour period one night a year known as "The Purge", when most crime, including murder, is legal, and the only rules are that some weapons may not be used and politicians cannot be touched.
There are a few problems I have with this movie:
1. The premise itself was very interesting and original. They could have really expanded upon the story instead of focusing on one family and making it....a typical home invasion movie. We've seen that in movies before, it's disappointing that they choose to do the most cliched, overdone plot instead of actually making the "murder is legal" premise a big part of the story. But really,it just becomes a minor convenience, which is annoying.
2. That being said with the cliched plot, there's also the issue of a few plot holes. This movie takes place in the future, and they give you a brief little couple of quotes about the Purge, but they never explain it. They talk about the "New Founding Fathers" repeatedly, but who the heck are they? What do they bring to the story? Give us something, at least. And there's also a lack of background for most of the people in this movie, and makes it hard to see their motivations. Which brings us to:
3. Characters. They really just come out of nowhere and expect us to sympathize with them. And most of their actions makes you go, "What the....?" Like, for example, the boyfriend of the oldest girl wants to go talk to her dad so they can continue to see each other, but then he just pulls a gun out of nowhere and starts shooting at him! No real rhyme or reason to it, guess it was for the plot device. And so many of these characters go through personality changes to quickly to be real. Like, the neighbors suddenly go from being mildly irritated to downright evil at the flip of a switch. What, crime is legal for 12 hours and suddenly EVERYONE wants to be a murderer??? How realistic is that? Which is why it's also hard to take the evil characters seriously, because they look like they are enjoying themselves way too much. Are they honestly thinking, "I just love being so evil; ha ha ha!" And when the evil leader couldn't stop laughing while he was stating how he was going to kill the family, I lost it.
4. Dialogue. Really just the same four lines being repeated over and over in a somewhat different context. The script also sounds very hurried, which is weird because the movie wasn't even and hour and a half long. It's okay to slow down and add some detail; the movie won't eat you.
5. Political Messages. This is by far the biggest one. They are so blatantly obvious that you feel like you're being beaten over the head with a bat. I fully understand what they were trying to say, though others may interpret it differently, so YES, HOLLYWOOD, WE GET IT! Also, I felt that the movie was a little anti-feminine. I mean, the female characters are weak and dress ONLY in skirts, dresses, or tight-fitted pants. And when they are interacting with the men, they alternate between making out with them, playing around with them, or being comforted by them because they are SOOOO SCARED!!! And another overbearing message was the severe sense of being Anti-American. The characters state repeatedly that they must kill because of their "duty as Americans." Wow, you really think we're that stupid that we won't get what you're trying to say there? Go make another bad sequel, Hollywood.
Long story short, this movie was not scary at all and actually very funny. Was it even supposed to be funny? But overall, a lot more could have been done, and it's virtually nothing we haven't seen before. This movie is ridiculously hilarious. Somewhat well-acted, but otherwise just something you aren't going to remember after two days.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

A Note To All My Readers

  Okay.
  I'm going to be in college starting tomorrow...
  (AAAAAHHH!!!)
  So I'm probably not going to be posting every day like I have all summer. I'll still post, but probably only once a week or so. Stay tuned, I promise I will keep this up!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Things I Did This Summer

Just because....I do this every year.

  1. The Purge
  2. Started a blog
  3. Saw Mama, Man of Steel, Dirty Girl, and countless other movies.
  4. New computer!
  5. Discovered a new mixture of tea
  6. Saw Rush in Saratoga Springs
  7. Saratoga Springs is awesome!
  8. Drove through a torrential downpour in the Saratoga battlefields. 
  9. Started an Ebay store
  10. Sold things and made some money
  11. Went to the Country Pickins Auction numerous times
  12. Looked for jobs and somewhat failed
  13. Went to a few parties
  14. Went to Florida
  15. Wizarding World of Harry Potter <3
  16. Universal Studios (the downpour, the gift shops, the overall experience)
  17. Sanibel Island 
  18. Winning Trivial Pursuit twice in a row
  19. The painful, delayed flight back home
  20. Shrink plastic jewelry!
  21. Started writing a brand-new book
  22. Read several other books, including Candide and A Tree Grows In Brooklyn 
  23. Purged my room of my childhood
  24. Bought textbooks with my own money
  25. Discovered a new face of Rush, along with Nirvana and Death Cab For Cutie
  26. Obtained a whole new college wardrobe
  27. Monitored the slow decline of America 
  28. Suffered a Pinterest addiction
  29. Worked on Dream House blueprints 
  30. Delved deeper into my sense of Bohemianism 

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Current August Playlist

1. "Home Is A Fire" by Death Cab For Cutie
2. "Resist" by Rush
3. "Something In The Way" by Nirvana
4. "Alive" by Pearl Jam
5. "Unobstructed Views" by Death Cab For Cutie
6. "I Will Possess Your Heart" by Death Cab For Cutie
7. "New World Round" by Marco Beltrami
8. "Stay Away" by Nirvana
9. "2112" by Rush
10. "Stay Young, Go Dancing" by Death Cab For Cutie

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Anticipation For Autumn

  How to tell when autumn is coming....

1. People are coming back from their vacations.
2. The back-to-school sales are making an appearance.
3. Halloween costumes are being advertised.
4. You need a sweatshirt on most nights.
5. There don't seem to be enough hours in the day.
6. Mothers are merrily skipping around the neighborhood and reminding themselves that September is around the corner.
7. People are posting their "Best Movies of the Summer" lists.
8. You are actually growing bored of sitting around all the time.
9. You feel that your summer has been going on forever.
10. You classmates just went back upstate to get situated with their dorms.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Thrifting: Therapy For The Weird and Wonderful


  Thrifting only started becoming an item fairly recently, but any true Bohemian will tell you that they've been doing it for years. I'll be honest, I only shopped in my first thrift store less than two years ago, and already it's become my favorite way to shop. How else would I have been able to swipe these practically brand-new shoes for only five bucks? 


  Today I hit the Salvation Army, which has basically become my favorite store, and I am not shamed to admit that. It's literally almost like a warehouse of clothes, from shirts to evening wear to coats and even wedding dresses and housewares. And the best part? Nothing is the same. Unlike regular stores, which have racks and racks of similar clothing. 
  For those of you who are considering thrifting, or want to have a reason to go, I am here to present you with not one reason, but six
  1.   It's the ultimate in being an eco-friendly shopper in that it allows you to reuse clothing and therefore promotes recycling. Plus, ordinary stores dip clothes in formaldehyde to keep them fresh, while thrift stores do not. 
  2.   You can't beat the prices. We are talking $4-or-less shirts. Even genuine leather jackets show up from time to time at less than $20. 
  3.   Individuality is a big factor here. Why would you want to wear the same solid-color cardigans and UGG boots that all the other girls are wearing when you can make an appearance in an outfit you can't buy anywhere else? 
  4.   Nobody has to know. If you held up two similar dresses (one from a thrift store and one from a designer label) and tried to have someone choose the more expensive one, would he be able to? Probably not, and nobody else, either. 
  5.   You can find designers if you know where to look. These pieces usually hide themselves pretty good, but I have found Ralph Lauren, Chico's, American Eagle, and even Vera Wang hanging on the racks.
  6.   It helps the community, as most money from thrift stores ends up going to charities. Besides, most clothes today are made in third-world sweatshops, and who wants to support those heinous practices by purchasing mainstream clothes? 



Tuesday, August 13, 2013

10 Reasons Why I Hate Pinterest





Let me get this off my chest: I love Pinterest. I am a total Pinterest addict. I have at least 100 or more pins on every one of my boards (my "Bohemian World" board just reached 600 pins).
So why am I writing this type of post?
Because, despite its charms, Pinterest also contains or promotes a few ideas and concepts that get annoying after a while...


  1. 1.    Everything has to be cute. Aww, look at the puppy! Aww, look at the cute little comforter that is in such a lovely shade of pastel! It’s all just so happy and fun and sparkly and wonderful, tee hee!
  2. 2.    The women are all yuppies, basically. They love coffee, they take care of the kids 24/7, they gossip about reality TV, they love makeup, and they can’t tell you just how many times they posted about that (terribly boring) outfit on Polyvore because it was just so amazing!!!
  3. 3.    There are virtually no men. I am so thankful that there are a few men brave enough to post pictures of Rush. But seriously, maybe this absence of males is actually somewhat of a good thing; if boyfriends saw their girlfriend’s wedding board they would freak out.
  4. 4.    The expectation for modern mothers is scary. Sure, I have time to meticulously turn your school lunch into an artsy masterpiece; right after I’m done sewing you those twelve new dresses and cooking those wonderfully elaborate chocolate marshmallow cupcakes. What?
  5. 5.    The jokes are repetitive. Aw, look at me, I’m so funny! Who cares that a hundred other people have reposted the same exact joke twelve times? It’s still funny!
  6. 6.    Some of the crafts are too complex for the average crafter. Who has time to cover an entire floor in pennies or refurbish an old tire with braided twine and ribbon? Seriously.
  7. 7.    Women post exercise routines but also post recipes for chocolate-marshmallow-butterscotch-ice cream. Hypocrisy much? Or too much of living in a fantasy? 
  8. 8.    The women believe that they will be in control over absolutely everything about a wedding, including the proposal. Weddings are some of the most annoying things on the face of the Earth, mainly because they are only completed between two families. They are never planned and organized by just one person. Besides, even if they were, what would be the point?
  9. 9.    There’s too much, “One day, I will do this” and not enough “I actually did this!”  The heartbreaking facet of Pinterest is that we spend too much time on the website itself instead of actually doing the things we see.
  10. 10.  All of the nerd stuff is centered around either a) The Avengers, b) Sherlock, c) Harry Potter, or d) Doctor Who. There are other fandoms out there, and the ones that are given the most attention usually end up being the most annoying. 

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Tidbits


  Snoopy couldn't have said it better. Writing, though rewarding, is difficult, even when you have a clear idea of what you are doing. I find the biggest problem to be "substance estimation", a phrase I use to describe when your idea of how long the writing piece will be is off by a lot. You could start a short story and end up with a huge novel (my first piece of work, Shadow's Dolls, turned out like this), or what you expect to be a large chunk of pages can actually be the size of a part-time handbook (my current novel). 
  So here is the solution I came up with: "Tidbits".
  "Tidbits" are random little points, scenes, lines of dialogue, or other things that you just happen to write or think up one day. They may fit in perfectly with a plotline you are already mapping out or have no relevance to your current story at all. But let me tell you, they can be a lifesaver if you have writer's block. Tidbits are great for bridging gaps in stories or building up to major plot points. They can also serve as an inspiration to other subplots if you are stuck or feel the story has no meat on it.  
  To find tidbits, dig through your old scrapped works and try to find ancient ideas that might be relevant to your current work. You may need to considerably clean up and modernize the piece, but try to make it fit. 
  One word about writing with tidbits: they are the icing on the cake, not the cake itself. Relying on them to carry the basic story alone will not work. But if used correctly, they can enhance your writing and your wording considerably.

Friday, August 9, 2013

10 ways to increase your productivity

1. Get off the couch.
2. Get off the bed.
3. Take a walk.
4. Exercise for a bit.
5. Organize your room; include making your bed.
6. Turn off your devices (counterpoint: unless you absolutely need them to work).
7. Turn off the Internet (see counterpoint above).
8. Turn off the TV (counterpoint not needed).
9. Yell at yourself in the mirror.
10. Hire someone to slap you each time you get distracted.


Confession: the reason this post is so short is because I have put my writing off until the last minute since I have been filling my days with Pinterest, napping, and eating (grrrr).

But hey, Bohemians rarely have regular jobs anyway. So while the list above is important, you should also understand that inspiration can't be forced. Perhaps the list will even help you to be inspired.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

What's your "dream" fund?

We all have that place we want to go. (For me, it's Saratoga, only because I fell in love with it this past July.)

Or maybe it's something we want to do, like go to an expensive restaurant and buy the best bottle of wine available. Endless possibilities, sure....but what I want to know is, have you started your "dream fund"?

It's a very simple thing to start. For one, think of something you always wanted to do but need money for. Then, find a jar, and label it in accordance with your ambition. Add loose change several times until jar is full, and then go to your nearest Coinstar and redeem the coins for cash.

Now, depending on the expense, you may have to refill the jar several times over. But the thing to keep in mind is that all of that change adds up, even if it doesn't seem like much. And don't tell yourself that your dream fund will never amount to anything.

It has been said, "If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough."




Wednesday, August 7, 2013

How to annoy people at the airport


  1.  Go to the luggage claims and grab bags that aren't yours.
  2.  Go onto the moving sidewalk-thing and fall down dramatically.
  3.  Put signs on every bathroom door that say "Broken". 
  4.  Take up entire elevators by lying down with your arms and legs spread apart. 
  5.  Put up a sign that says "Days Without An Accident: 0"
  6.  Steal a luggage cart and ride it up and down the terminals. 
  7.  Ride around the baggage claim.
  8.  Read all of the magazines in the stores but buy nothing. 
  9.  Cover yourself with water and run out of the bathroom screaming.
  10.  Make a large line of ketchup leading out of the women's restroom. 
  11.  Put your hand through the carry-on metal detector and demand that you receive the free x-ray that you requested online. 
  12. Stare at a wall without blinking. 
  13. Don't wear deodorant when you go through security, as it will require you to lift your arms.
  14. Hide in the largest bag you can find. 
  15. Do a somersault through the metal detector. 
  16. Stare out the window and say, "Hey, what's that smoke?"
  17. Go to the nearest restaurant and demand your complimentary meal. 
  18. Go to Burger King (or any of the fast food chains) and ask where the drive-thru is. 
  19. Randomly say: "Did you hear that siren?" 
  20. Ride your luggage.  
  21. Attempt to ride the luggage of other people. 
  22. Look at mirror reflection and scream. 
  23. Jam the moving doors with various items.
  24. Go into the parking garage and reroute the streets using traffic cones.
  25. Announce that various flights are canceled, delayed, moved to another terminal, etc.
  26. Grab a few snacks and read every ingredient out loud. 
  27. Keep pressing the "Door Open" button on the elevator when people are trying to go up.
  28. Act out a scene from Hamlet.  
  29. Plug a charger into every possible outlet. 
  30. Open bags discreetly but keep the top down to appear as if the bag is still zippered shut. When the person pulls it upward, everything will fall out.  
  31. Take out everything in your bag and repack it. Then take it all out an repeat, several times over. 
  32. Play a small instrument in the terminal and keep your hat on the ground. If people toss in money, throw it back at them.
  33. Try to get on a plane without a ticket. When you are refused entry, shout, "This is because I'm {fill in ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation}, isn't it?" 
  34. When people tell you to have a nice flight, scream, "Don't tell me what to do!" 
  35. Glue coins to the floor.
  36. Run around singing the 99 Bottles Of Beer Song at full volume. 
  37. When a plane is delayed, toss the nearest object as far as you can and scream, "ANARCHY!"
  38. Find a bag of gummy bears and put them in odd places. 
  39. Ride a toy horse through the terminal while yelling, "The British are coming, the British are coming!" 
  40. Put on a wig and wander into the bathroom of the opposite sex. When you're in the stall, take off the wig and calmly walk out.
  41. Put on a security uniform and randomly frisk attractive people. 
  42. Open people's suitcases and rummage through their things. 
  43. Go up to the nearest attendant and inquire what brand of condoms will be available during the flight. 
  44. Ask about the nearest flight to places such as the Galapagos, North Korea, Jan Mayen, etc.  
  45. Peek inside your bag and say, "Got enough oxygen in there?" 
  46. Walk into glass panels several times.  
  47. Touch every souvenir but do not buy anything. 
  48. Ask if you can open a window on the plane to let in fresh air. 
  49. Tell inappropriate jokes over the intercom. 
  50. Write out misleading signs in different languages and post them everywhere.

Monday, August 5, 2013

"A Town Called Panic" Film Review


As I have (probably) mentioned in an earlier post, the concept of foreign films either excites people or scares them away. And yes, many foreign films are a bit odd, but we have to also take into consideration that American films have the tendency to be repetitive and bland. It's nice to see a film once in a while that is charming, clever, and throughly enjoyable. A Town Called Panic embodies all three of these characteristics. 
The story centers on the main character known as "Horse", simply because he is a brown horse who talks and can do a lot of other human things, such as drive a weird little car with tiny wheels. He lives in a tall house with two other guys named Cowboy and Indian, who are best friends that mean well but are consistently getting into trouble. Horse eventually meets Ms. Longray, a female horse who runs the local music school and wants Horse to take piano lessons. He sees this as an opportunity to impress her, but when Cowboy and Indian try to make Horse a barbecue for his birthday, they accidentally order 50 million bricks instead of 50, and this sets off a chain of events that cause Cowboy, Indian, and Horse to embark on an epic journey to put things back in order among the rural hills of their town. 
The entire film is stop-motion, which makes it extra cool, because it hints at how the creators of the film truly spent a lot of time on bringing the story to life. Nothing in the story makes a whole lot of sense when you consider it in terms of logic, but that's what makes it interesting, accompanied with the fact that this helps the film to not take itself too seriously. How can you be serious with a bunch of anthropomorphic plastic figurines running around speaking French?
The movie comes off as fresh and exciting, and is thoroughly entertaining. The story is simple enough for children to enjoy, but the handmade feel to this movie will surely impress audiences everywhere. 

Overall Rating: 8/10

Friday, August 2, 2013

"Uninhibited": An Ode to the Bohemian


A poem by me, Elizabeth Mehling






Uninhibited.

I am the one on the edges of society.

I hide in the shadows
I stalk the followers
Not planning to attack...
But I watch.

I am the one who stands in the rain
Who draws symbols on my fingers
In pen
Or with charcoal.

I am the one who drives with abandon
I have no schedule
Even though I may get there
I can wait.

I am the one who keeps the brain going
I speak poetically
Erratically, and sensually
I make you climax
With simple words.

I am the one who starts a conversation
About the creation of the universe
About Dali and Kerouac
And how cats often make
The best muse. 

I am the one who is aware of my presence
I move with grace
Or I tear consciousness to bits
With such force that some wonder
If I’m mad.

I am the one who is mad.
I am the one who observes.
I am the one who dances
And dances
And dances

Maverick, I christen thee.