Thursday, December 26, 2013

A Word About Female Labels


       ...But seriously. 
     I have been noticing this trend for a while, so here's a list to drive the point home: 
If a guy is a CEO, he's the boss.
If a woman is a CEO, she's bossy. 
If a guy puts on nice clothes and cleans himself up, he's neat.
If a woman keeps herself clean, she's vain.
As proven above, a man must only wear a shirt to be considered a nerd.
For a girl to be considered a nerd, she must have a collection of over 100 related comic books, DVD's, and t-shirts. She must also read 10 blogs a day, develop at least 50 different fanfictions and be able to name all of the Star Wars characters in order of appearance. 

   It is very hard for me to even say that I'm a "nerd" because it's become a vague term by this point. Now, I get that there are a lot of girls out there who are genuine nerds but are constantly seen as fake, while at the same time there are also some very fake nerds. I guess that just because I am woman I have to constantly push myself to obsess over something to the point of living and breathing it. And it doesn't help that guys are telling us, "Well, what do you know? You're a girl." 
     I know, I know, "get back in the kitchen", right? 
    What's worse is that the feminists are screaming for us to push ourselves to be superior to the boys. But why? If nothing we do is ever up to their standards of nerdiness, then why even make it a contest? Why can't we just try to ignore those guys or tell them to go fuck themselves? Better yet, do what the girl did above and throw their words of pretentious pride back at them.
    I will not get back in the kitchen just because I don't meet your standards of nerd. You can make your own damn sandwich. 
   Meanwhile, I'll be watching Star Wars



Sunday, December 22, 2013

"Blackfish" Movie Review


    Alright, time for a controversial film! 
    Blackfish is a documentary that details the story of Tilikum, a captive orca at SeaWorld who has been responsible for the deaths of 3 people, most notably Dawn Brancheau. The film follows this majestic beast from his capture as a baby to his growing aggression that has led to publicized incidents, most debatably caused by being kept in a 20-foot tank most of the time and ripped from his family at such a young age. While focusing on Tilikum, the movie also discusses some of the other orca whales at SeaWorld that have caused similar incidents, such as Haidi II and Nootka V, and addresses the question of how orcas should not be kept in captivity. 
     This documentary gets its point across really well. Instead of demonizing killer whales, the film explores the causation behind their aggression and details why such incidents have occurred. The real enemy here is not Tilikum, but SeaWorld, for neglecting the psychological safety of whales in favor of money. SeaWorld knows this, which is why they neglected to be interviewed for this film and then responded by saying the film was inaccurate. Yeah, right! 
     Save the whales, you guys! 
     (P.S. If you want to know about the foundation that has been erected in Dawn's honor, please click       
       here.) 
Overall rating: 9/10

Friday, December 20, 2013

I'm A White, Secular American And Your Culture Looks Delicious


   Many of you probably saw this title and went "What?" 
   So let me explain:
   It's happening a lot more these days. As the number of nonreligious white Americans begins to increase, so does the interest in other "alternative" cultures. Kids who grow up without a strong cultural identity (which can include religion) end up going through that identity crisis all of us experience at around the time of adolescence. Only, imagine that crisis magnified a few hundred times. 
  I saw it firsthand in high school. Though there are a lot of people at my church, there was also a hefty number of non-religious kids at my school. These were the self-proclaimed atheists who deemed religion to be manipulative and (in their words) "ultimately fucked up". Understandable, I suppose, because it most likely stemmed from the main teenage mantra that emerged in the 60's and has since become the battle-cry of modern adolescence: "Everything my parents and elders teach me must be wrong, so I will push myself as far away as I can." This has led to my generation actively seeking out alternative, "cool" beliefs and cultural practices all for the sake of claiming individuality. 
   And thus we have the problem of culture expolitation. 
   I did not realize how prevalent this was until last October, when my sister and I went into a pagan shop in Sugarloaf to get incense. As we were paying, we spoke with another woman who revealed herself to be a practicing witch, and the three of us watched as a group of college Hipster kids walked by with a stack of Tarot cards, shuffling them like Pokemon cards and giggling over how "cool" they were. I saw the woman next to me roll her eyes, but in a way that suggested that this wasn't the first time she's seen such a thing. For some reason I was irritated by the whole situation. Did these people ever stop to consider how wearing a pentagram or buying Tarot cards when you aren't a Wiccan is something that real Wiccans might take offense to? Did it cross their mind that certain people might not enjoy the fact that white secular Americans believe their culture to be a "fad" or a silly game instead of something to actually be taken seriously and respected? This drove me to the point of buying the last micro-book of spells at a local supermarket because I was terrified of it ending up in the hands of a yuppie kid. 
   It got me to thinking, and I realized that kids my age were trying to find a group to latch onto in order to feel accepted. And because the whole "I'm-a-special-and-unique-snowflake" message is infiltrating the mainstream, there are a lot of people experiencing cultural exploitation, namely the pagans, Indians, Asians, and Native Americans. Those who claim to be a part of these groups when they aren't are only insulting these people and treating their culture as something that is temporarily cool, and is a trend that won't last forever. 
  I personally don't give a flying fuck that Christianity and Conservativism isn't considered to be "cool". I know I am not a completely unique and special snowflake, and I hate it when people believe themselves to be one because in reality, we are all pretty normal (GASP). 
   Let me put it to you this way: cultures are not "fads". They are not some type of club you can join for a certain period of time until you get bored. You want a cultural identity? Look to your parents, your grandparents, and extended family. Remember who you really are and where you came from, because it is nothing to be ashamed of. There is nothing "boring" or redundant about a culture, no matter how many people belong to it. In fact, the most obvious way to be average is to act as if you don't need to belong to anything. Because guess what? There are hundreds of people who are trying to isolate themselves with the same thinking. 

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Overpriced "Boho" Is Running Rampant!



     Now, I hate the word "Boho" to begin with. It sounds way too much like "bimbo" and implies a message that real Bohemians are not trying to send. Using "Boho" to describe a fashion is just another cutesy girl, teeny-bobber device magazines use to sell their crap. But the problem is that even though there are decent Bohemian styles out there right now, the hyprorisy lies in their pricing. 
     If you go on Free People, you will probably see some pretty cool threads. Innovative? Yes. Beautiful? Absolutely. Affordable? Not in a millenium. 
     For instance, earlier today I was looking at dresses on that site, and one that displayed a simple South American design and labeled as an "Inca" dress was priced at $390. (Yes, you read that correctly). Even thr richest Bohemians would not pay $400 for a freaking polyester dress made in LA (and probably put together in a factory), unless it was designed by a close friend or done exclusively for them. True Bohemians do not need clothes to sell the idea of who they are. To them, clothes are a side effect of their lifestyle. I am tired of girls going around thinking, "People will totally think I'm innovative and mysterious and interesting when I wear this overpriced but totally fashionable ugly, printed, $500 denim dress." If you physically have to work hard to put together a creative outfit, you are not a Bohemian. You are a Hipster. 
     Another example of this exploitation is the new jewelry line by Kim and Zozi, who have designed their self-proclaimed "hippie bling" to sell at Nordstroms. Because of course the original hippies from the 60's would absolutely drop $165 for a "hand-beaded" bangle bracelet that was probably made in a sweatshop somewhere in Polynesia. I could make that bracelet myself; or at least by it from someone else who has a little jewelry stand at an arts festival.
     If you've been reading this blog, you probably have some sort of an idea of the behaviors of the historical and authentic Bohemians. They do not make spectacles of themselves, nor do they put up a front. 
    Want some real Bohemian threads? Don't go anywhere near the designer labels. Their designs are manufactured and only seek to exploit creativity for profit. Also, make sure you know exactly where the clothes you have came from.