How to annoy people at the airport

1.  Go to the luggage claims and grab bags that aren't yours.
2.  Go onto the moving sidewalk-thing and fall down dramatically.
3.  Put signs on every bathroom door that say "Broken". 
4.  Take up entire elevators by lying down with your arms and legs spread apart. 
5.  Put up a sign that says "Days Without An Accident: 0"
6.  Steal a luggage cart and ride it up and down the terminals. 
7.  Ride around the baggage claim.
8.  Read all of the magazines in the stores but buy nothing. 
9.  Cover yourself with water and run out of the bathroom screaming.
10.  Make a large line of ketchup leading out of the women's restroom. 
11.  Put your hand through the carry-on metal detector and demand that you receive the free x-ray that you requested online. 
12. Stare at a wall without blinking. 
13. Don't wear deodorant when you go through security, as it will require you to lift your arms.
14. Hide in the largest bag you can find. 
15. Do a somersault through the metal detector. 
16. Stare out the window and say, "Hey, what's that smoke?"
17. Go to the nearest restaurant and demand your complimentary meal. 
18. Go to Burger King (or any of the fast food chains) and ask where the drive-thru is. 
19. Randomly say: "Did you hear that siren?" 
20. Ride your luggage.  
21. Attempt to ride the luggage of other people. 
22. Look at mirror reflection and scream. 
23. Jam the moving doors with various items.
24. Go into the parking garage and reroute the streets using traffic cones.
25. Announce that various flights are canceled, delayed, moved to another terminal, etc.
26. Grab a few snacks and read every ingredient out loud. 
27. Keep pressing the "Door Open" button on the elevator when people are trying to go up.
28. Act out a scene from Hamlet.  
29. Plug a charger into every possible outlet. 
30. Open bags discreetly but keep the top down to appear as if the bag is still zippered shut. When the person pulls it upward, everything will fall out.  
31. Take out everything in your bag and repack it. Then take it all out an repeat, several times over. 
32. Play a small instrument in the terminal and keep your hat on the ground. If people toss in money, throw it back at them.
33. Try to get on a plane without a ticket. When you are refused entry, shout, "This is because I'm {fill in ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation}, isn't it?" 
34. When people tell you to have a nice flight, scream, "Don't tell me what to do!" 
35. Glue coins to the floor.
36. Run around singing the 99 Bottles Of Beer Song at full volume. 
37. When a plane is delayed, toss the nearest object as far as you can and scream, "ANARCHY!"
38. Find a bag of gummy bears and put them in odd places. 
39. Ride a toy horse through the terminal while yelling, "The British are coming, the British are coming!" 
40. Put on a wig and wander into the bathroom of the opposite sex. When you're in the stall, take off the wig and calmly walk out.
41. Put on a security uniform and randomly frisk attractive people. 
42. Open people's suitcases and rummage through their things. 
43. Go up to the nearest attendant and inquire what brand of condoms will be available during the flight. 
44. Ask about the nearest flight to places such as the Galapagos, North Korea, Jan Mayen, etc.  
45. Peek inside your bag and say, "Got enough oxygen in there?" 
46. Walk into glass panels several times.  
47. Touch every souvenir but do not buy anything. 
48. Ask if you can open a window on the plane to let in fresh air. 
49. Tell inappropriate jokes over the intercom. 
50. Write out misleading signs in different languages and post them everywhere.